One of my children, who shall remain nameless (even if you guess), came bounding through the doorway from the kitchen into the playroom the other day.
There was a trip and a fall, and the clunk of the metal Wall-E lunchbox someone had left in the floor.
"I HATE LUNCHBOXES!" nameless child exclaimed to no one in particular.
"WHY CAN'T EVERYBODY JUST USE PLAIN OL' PAPER BAGS!?!?"